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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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