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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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