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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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