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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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