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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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