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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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