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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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