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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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