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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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