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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺
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