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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺
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