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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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