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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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