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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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