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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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