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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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