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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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