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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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