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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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