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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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