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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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