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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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