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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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