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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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