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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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