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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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