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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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