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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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