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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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