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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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