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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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