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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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