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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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