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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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