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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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