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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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