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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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