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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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