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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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