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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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