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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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