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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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