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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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