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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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