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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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