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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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