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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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