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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏
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