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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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