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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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