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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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