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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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