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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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