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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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