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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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